coppers,coppers punch 'em in the face.........

Well just when you thought I was over and out I come on thru like Genghis Khan to plant my seed on your.....oh forget it.
Anyway looks like I am doing this blog monthly now hahahahaha well for now anyway ( it could become yearly the way I move).
As it is coming into that festive season I thought it was time for me to wish all my loyal readers a Merry Christmas so to the three or so of ya Merry Christmas.
But enough of that crap lets get to the funny stuff that i have found cruising the net shall we? okay okay so I don't really have anything that great but you might get a laugh out of Trent from Punchy on youtube ... You have to watch it a couple of times to understand the dude because he is definitely on some kind of substance and maybe we shouldn't laugh but hell he has his 15 Min's of fame so stuff him. It's does have some filthy language so you have been warned.....http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c. You can check out the second interview also..it's not bad. That is all.

Later Citizens.

X man is da man......

Mr X keep on blogging ...think of your readers....




Later Citizens.

LOOK-A-LIKES.....

Looks like a look-a-like to me......what do you think?




















This Fred Thompson ,for anyone who doesn't know him, is a former American senator, former presidential candidate and actor. Vigo is from Ghostbusters 2.

Cocoon would have been better if the cat had played the role.


I am not sure which is which ?


Only one of these has the intelligence to become an astronaut.

These next two are my favourites.........

the cowardly lion just heard st anger for the first time.



Fear of a green planet......


Also before i go as it is almost Halloween just thought i would say I live in Australia and we don't celebrate it here so anyone comes to my door asking for "candy" 1. We call them lollies here and 2. If you think I am some kind of Willy Wonka dishing out free lollies you can.....

Kiss my arse.

Later Citizens.
( I will give the little bastards lollies but it felt good to say that.)

RINGO GOES MENTAL.......

Yes people it's true. Ringo Starr has gone loopy. The Beatles drummer and crappy solo album extraordinaire has lost his marbles and become a grumpy old man. In a recent video he made for his website he stated that as from the 20th of October he will no longer take fan mail or sign anything and if he does get anything dated after the 20th he will " toss it". Well sorry Mr Starr for being a fan ... and to think i stuck up for you when everyone said you were a crap drummer. You are still cool with me ya big nosed git but try remember who paid for your lifestyle and maybe signing a few autographs and sending a email/letter (even a generic one) doesn't seem that hard huh?


In fairness he is 68 and probably deserves a break but stuff him.

Later Citizens.

check it out .....MENERGY ... ARGHHHHH

Hey people check out ENERGY DRINK on my youtube section ..well go on ... do it . NOW.

later citizens.

(does this count as a post? i hope so)

Blogging ...it ain't all lemonade and lollies.

Well this would have to be my last gasp for air in the blogging stakes. I really am a lazy git and the thought of churning out the spasticated dribble that I have been dishing your way every now and then does my head in. Any Idiot can check funny pics on the Internet but it takes a true Mastermind to steal them and whack them on his/her blog....Oh no I think i just gave away my secret to my fantastic blogs. Don't feel sorry for me or try to cheer me up with a half hearted message, I am beyond that now. So as i kneel before the Executioner of Blogs I ask only one thing of you, my loyal readers......check out these wacky pics


Steven Spielberg auditioning for Jurassic Pork.....


speaking of large ladies...god damn...


ahhh the midget league ..only in Nepal


this is a real body builder but i am not sure if its a male or female?

funny stuff huh? hmmmmm think i will give this turkey up.

later citizens.

I went towards the light and saw the Metal Gods.....

Hello citizens, how are you all? Not very good at this blog thing am I?lol. What can I say except that I have been busy and haven't had any thing to write about. Not much has changed so don't expect much and you won't be disappointed. OK I will begin with what I did just over a week ago which was go to see Metal Gods JUDAS PRIEST and I was impressed to say the least. Great show , great band and a great night was had by all ...thank you Priest for touring and an awesome show(I am sure Rob Halford reads this blog so best to be thanking the boys).


I have some more stuff to say but something has come up and i have to go so i will be back on tomorrow(or in a month).

Later Citizens.

Star bores.....

Went and saw the new Ben Stiller movie Tropic Thunder yesterday and I have to let you all know that it kinda sux. Why do I have to tell you that? Because I ain't got jack sh!t else to write about on this blog that's why so sit back and read on......
It starts off with Ben Stiller's character in a fake movie trailer and .....who cares ,take my word for it and wait for it to come onto DVD. There are a few good laughs but over all it's poop. I went to the 11:30 session and could hardly keep my eyes open!! 11:30 is pretty late i hear you all cry..it was 11:30 AM for gods sake.
On the flip side I did see Hellboy 2 a few days ago also and that was a wicked movie.I like Hellboy.It was a little freaky in some parts but still cool.
Check out this Hellboy doll I saw on the net.....



real leather,real hair,detailed necklace... Hell(yeah)boy.

Also one other thing check out this Samurai Stormtrooper

Looks kinda cool huh? Don't know about the flip flops and running in them but I love the helmet.
If these guys had been on Endor the Ewoks would have ended up as sushi.

Plus nice tattoo's buddy real cool...

and a bit further down is the sarlacc pit......but the real kicker is who this guy really is. You might remember him.....

mrmmggg...stay..mgmhh...on...mmmughm...target....

Later Citizens.

About a good band which ended 8 yrs ago and bad "bands"still going....

Okay I'm back in black.....First bit of business I want to talk about is a band called Union with ex Kiss member Bruce Kulick and ex Motley Crue member John Corabi. A good friend of mine Mr X hooked me up with Union's albums and I was a bit worried about what I was about to hear to say the least.
I had heard of the band from being a big Kiss fan and huge fan of the time Corabi spent with Motley Crue (I am led to believe I am the only one) but wasn't to hyped to listen to Union, their band logo looks pretty lame, anyway I chucked it on and was blown away.
I still think Corabi has one of the best voices in metal and Kulick is a legend ( he is a lucky man as he has had the great fortune of meeting me and I have the photo to prove it.)
I am not going into the whole bands history because I ain't too sure of it myself but I think they went from 1997 to 2000 so I am only 8 or so years behind.
Anyway if you are stuck in a time warp like me and haven't heard them yet give them a go because there is nothing like getting into a band that you know aren't around any more...sweet.
Although I did read a rumour that Corabi could be the next singer for Velvet Revolver which would be awesome.

One more thing I want to bring up are tribute bands and how much they suck the big one( check out my youtube section). I have seen a couple back in my younger days and I am quite ashamed I put money into these losers pockets. Playing covers in a band is alright it's how you learn but when you go to the extreme of dressing like a band and copying their moves that makes you a sad little turd and yet somewhere near you a guns'n'roses, motley crue or kiss tribute band is playing and getting paid to do so which really sux.
judas...judas...judas...

a female Iron Maiden tribute(mmmm don't mind this one)

C'mon guys spend all that dosh on costumes, fork out for some hair dye.

this next one was under tribute bands...thats the real Kiss...well except for Ace"tommy thayer"frehley.ha ha ha ha

And now Gene and Paul's retirement fund.....


My favourite Mini Kiss...They can stay.


nice boobs paul


and to end on... who hasn't dreamt of a band consisting of metal Elvis, Slash, Nikki Sixx and Peter Criss? I know I have.


Later Citizens.

I am still here.....

I'm BACKKKKK. Well not really because I don't have anything to post but thought I should at least let all my many readers know what is going on with this blog.
I must admit I am really having trouble with finding anything that is worth posting but I have also been kinda busy the last couple of weeks.
When I find something I think people might get a laugh out of I will post it and I am going to post at least once a week ...untill then c ya.

BLAH...BLAH...BLAH...PICS

If I ever have to give up the old gatcycle I would love to have this bike


just so I could pick up the kid from school on it...."hello, yes I am little johnny's father and yes that is my demon skeleton bike from hell".

Look at this fat rear....sweet.


This next one is kinda the same thing but not a real bike.


Check this Lego reworking of the famous M.C. Escher piece
Original.

Lego magic.

I love Lego







ahhh forget it.....
Later Citizens.