Wookie gettin' nookie but Tron stays home

I always thought they had a certain chemistry but that doesn't make it right. In fact the only thing worse than their sick love that i can think of is ...ummmm i don't know maybe some dude making his very own Tron outfit

I make fun of him but it's kinda cool.

Good stuff from http://www.movie-moron.com

Guinea pig...me....sure why not?

Went to the Dentist today. Just for a check up as I hadn't been for a while and boy was I in for a fun time. Now going to the Dentist isn't something I dislike doing, unlike all those people who whinge about the pain of the needle or hate the thought of the drill, but it tends to cost alot of money when you go and thats why I haven't been. I knew from the start i was in for a uncomfortable ride when after settling into the tilting chair then being handed a pair of glasses and having a bib attached around my neck the Dentist tells one of his assistants that they can have a go at putting the film into my mouth for an x-ray. Well after two uncomfortable attempts she gives up and asks him to do it....hahhahah laughs all round.Then he asks me if I mind that they use me as a guinea pig..what am I going to say?actually yes i do?That would have gone down well. After the x-ray comes the hall of shame time where the Dentist uses a little video camera inside my mouth to highlight my vast array of crap teeth and...and quizzes the assistants on what kind of decay they see. Nothing like two female assistants viewing your shame while the smug Dentist in his country road gear with his pristine smile points out what is wrong with yours.
When all said and done i receive a bill of $118 and a quote of over a grand to fix my problem teeth. Thank you so much. I should have given him by bill for being the training dummy which comes to ....well what do you know just over a grand.
later citizens.

WOW where do I begin?

I mean that ...Where do I begin? Because I have nothing really to say.
I don't want to be one of these Bloggers that describes every little detail of my day because quite frankly it bored me to tears at the time let alone trying to describe it to you all. Besides I have know idea how many of you are suicidial as you read this and I don't want to be the straw that broke the camels back so to speak...I may be too late.
I chucked in the Larry David youtube stuff because he is one funny guy but mainly because I was watching a show about the making of Seinfeld and he was talking about when they got signed to Fox (I think) for 22 episodes. Larry goes on to explain that he literally cried on his bed from the thought of having to come up with 22 more of these shows and I feel almost the same with this blog.
Yeah ok I hear you "Just stop you Idiot" and "why start a blog then moron". The answer is that I don't know why I am doing this but I will continue...well let's take it week by week anyway.
Later citizens.

Wonder Twin powers activate????

Not to sure if I agree with how Batman is portrayed but check out the Wonder Twins going for it......it's not cool but admit it, gets you a little hot huh?

Speaking of Superheroes check these winners out

Sweet.......Need I write anything?
Batman,Hawkgirl(lady,woman whatever she's called) and Wonderwoman are fine but the other three stooges Geeezzzz.
Flash thinks he is the shit and Superman reckons Green Lanterns hair doesn't do the charactor any justice. Boy do I have some bad news for you Supes.
If you aren't quite sure what I mean here is a Superhero who will grace my blog quite frequently
to tell it like it is .......dah da dah.......................................


C.O says "The boy is fat, way to fat to play Superman. That is all. I tell it like it is"
Thanks C.O.

Later citizens.

So this is the Internet huh?

First things first...some questions you might well ask yourself....
1. Is this blog worth my time reading ?
2. Is this Gatman like some sort of superhero?
3. Could i be doing something better with my time?
4. Will i come back to this Blog?



ANSWERS
1. To late mate you already are so enjoy
2. Don't be a peanut, of course i am not a superhero.
3. Yes but i wasted my time writing it the least you could do is read the thing
4. I think you will....I could be wrong.



So where do i begin?
Damn ...writers block.
Here's a pic instead

Hmmm.... Rising Petrol prices + Death Star cut backs =