Went to the Dentist today. Just for a check up as I hadn't been for a while and boy was I in for a fun time. Now going to the Dentist isn't something I dislike doing, unlike all those people who whinge about the pain of the needle or hate the thought of the drill, but it tends to cost alot of money when you go and thats why I haven't been. I knew from the start i was in for a uncomfortable ride when after settling into the tilting chair then being handed a pair of glasses and having a bib attached around my neck the Dentist tells one of his assistants that they can have a go at putting the film into my mouth for an x-ray. Well after two uncomfortable attempts she gives up and asks him to do it....hahhahah laughs all round.Then he asks me if I mind that they use me as a guinea pig..what am I going to say?actually yes i do?That would have gone down well. After the x-ray comes the hall of shame time where the Dentist uses a little video camera inside my mouth to highlight my vast array of crap teeth and...and quizzes the assistants on what kind of decay they see. Nothing like two female assistants viewing your shame while the smug Dentist in his country road gear with his pristine smile points out what is wrong with yours.
When all said and done i receive a bill of $118 and a quote of over a grand to fix my problem teeth. Thank you so much. I should have given him by bill for being the training dummy which comes to ....well what do you know just over a grand.
later citizens.
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Mr X spends atleast 30 mins a day flossing. i guess thats a good thing, but its still weird. viva gatman
sometimes i go crazy an go for an hour...
Hmmmmmm zenitram sounds familiar. Do I know you?...lol. Yeah Mr X is a bit of a flosser(or something that ryhmes with that anyway)huh? later Z man.
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