Q:What is the meaning of life? from Mr X.(nice easy one to start with)
Gatatronic's response: LIFE IS A CONCEPT UNKNOWN TO MACHINES BUT IF I HAD TO HAZARD A GUESS I BET IT WOULDN'T INCLUDE BLOGGING.
Ooohhh that stings ....ease up big fella.
Q:What was there before the big bang? again from Mr X.
Gatatronic's response: A HUGE DEMAND FOR EARPLUGS.
Q:Where are all the aliens? also from Mr X.
Gatatronic's response: ALIENS HAVE VISITED EARTH ON THREE OCCASIONS THAT HUMANS KNOW ABOUT. THIS I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LINKED TO ALL OF THE WORLDS GOVERNMENT COMPUTERS AND HAVE ACCESS TO SECRET INFORMATION. THE FIRST WAS AROUND 3500 BC WHEN ALIENS HELPED CREATE THE EGYPTIAN CULTURE BY GIVING THE HUMANS SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE.THE PYRAMIDS WERE BUILT FOR AND USED AS A LANDING DOCK.
THE SECOND TIME THEY VISITED WAS 2008 YEARS AGO IN A REGION NAMED BETHLEHEM. THEIR SPACESHIP WAS MISTAKEN FOR A STAR. AGAIN THEY TAUGHT SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE AND GAVE FANTASTIC TECHNOLOGIES BUT THIS TIME TO ONLY ONE MAN.
THE THIRD TIME THEY VISITED US WAS IN 1947 AT ROSWELL,NEW MEXICO,USA WHERE THE RAAF SHOT THE SHIT OUT OF THE SPACESHIP AND PERFORMED AUTOPSIES ON THE ALIEN BODIES. SO IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION THE ALIENS ARE ON THEIR HOME PLANET AND ARE UNLIKELY TO VISIT EARTH AGAIN ANYTIME SOON.(whoaaa i am gonna get shut down for dissin' the man)
Q:Why is Mr X so Hairy? from Zenitram
(I scanned a pic of Mr X into the G.S.C)
Gatatronic's response: IF I AM TO ASSUME THIS IS AN ACTUAL HUMAN LIFE FORM THEN MY ONLY CONCLUSION CAN BE THAT HE HAS A GENETIC MISPLACEMENT WHICH GIVES HIM THE ALMOST SUPER HUMAN LIKE QUALITIES OF A LIVING FUR BALL. MUCH LIKE THE COMIC BOOK HERO WOLVERINE HAS A HEALING POWER I ALSO BELIEVE IF MR X WAS TO BE SHAVED HIS FUR WOULD GROW BACK IN A MATTER OF MINUTES.
Q:cuz he is a real man unlike you shaven monkeys. from anonymous
Gataronic's response: I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS A QUESTION AND FURTHER MORE I WOULD BET MY TX-342-GS45465-KI-X QUANTUM VALVE THAT IT IS MR X AND NOT AN ANONYMOUS PERSON.
Well there you have it.
Keep the questions rolling in people(person what ever the case may be)
Later Citizens.
1 comment:
Gatman youre a legend..great post..
i dunno where this myth of me being hairy started but i'm telling ya its totally true, he he
my next questions are...1- if at some point in the way way future time travel has been achieved why are we not being over run by "time tourists"
and 2- would you like some toast?
Post a Comment