Man on the Moon ? hmmmmmm

Just checked with Gatatronic and he finally has an answer for Mr X's question so here it is.....


Q: Has man really landed on the moon? from Mr X.

Gatatronics response: DID MAN LAND ON THE MOON?...IS THE POPE CATHOLIC?....IS ELVIS REALLY DEAD?.... THESE ARE QUESTIONS I GET ALL THE TIME AND IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I HAD A HUMOUR CHIP INSERTED BECAUSE ALL THREE OF THESE HOAX'S ARE RELATED. LET ME EXPLAIN.... THE FIRST MOON LANDING WAS ON THE 20TH OF JULY 1969 THIS IS TRUE BUT IT WAS NOT BY NEIL ARMSTRONG HE AND HIS TWO BUDDIES ,"BUZZ" ALDRIN AND MICHEAL COLLINS ,WERE SAFELY TUCKED AWAY ON A REMOTE ISLAND SOMEWHERE ALL EXPENSE'S PAID BY NASA. NO IT WAS IN FACT THE KING HIMSELF ELVIS PRESLEY THAT STEPPED OUT OF THAT LUNAR MODULE ONTO THE LUNA SURFACE THAT DAY. WHY? I HEAR YOU ALL ASK... BECAUSE NASA WERE AFRAID THAT AFTER YEARS OF RADIO AIRPLAY OF "THE KING's" HITS THAT IF BY ANY CHANCE THERE WERE LITTLE GREEN MEN ON THE MOON THEY WOULD HAVE PICKED UP OUR RADIO WAVES YEARS AGO AND WOULD BE MIGHTILY ANGRY IF WE SENT ANYONE OTHER THAN "THE KING" OF EARTH TO GREET THEM.

pic of an earlier version of space Elvis Apollo 9

BUT WAIT I HERE YOU ALL CRY ...YOU SAID THAT MAN DID NOT LAND ON THE MOON AT FIRST AND NOW YOU SAY ELVIS DID? ELVIS DID LAND ON THE MOON BUT THE THING ABOUT ELVIS IS THAT HE IS A ROBOT AND WAS CREATED AT THE SAME PLACE I WAS AT AROUND THE SAME TIME ONLY I WASN'T GIVEN THE SAME AMOUNT OF GOOD LOOKS AND CHARM AS HIM.

THINK ABOUT IT HUMANS...DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A HUMAN COULD BE SO PERFECT? 1969 WAS A GOOD YEAR FOR ELVIS:
"I had to leave town for a little while," sings Elvis in the opening line of his 1969 album From Elvis In Memphis, and although the words, as usual, weren't his own, he made them speak volumes. The King hadn't left anything but the stage and the Top 40, of course, but those were the most important places in the world to Elvis, a man for whom fame and its poorer but wiser counterpart, recognition, meant more than money. source: usuarios.lycos.es/elvistcb
HE LEFT TOWN ALRIGHT.

just meeting the president because he sings....yeah right.

LATER YEARS WERE NOT AS KIND TO ELVIS AND IT IS SAID AMONGST OTHER ROBOTS THAT HIS SANITY CHIP HAD BEEN AFFECTED BY THE RE ENTRY PROCESS OF THE COMMAND MODULE.

exhibit A
THE U.S. GOVERNMENT AND NASA COULD NOT STAND BY AS ELVIS WENT "OFF THE RAILS" SO TO SPEAK . THEY WERE AFRAID THAT THEIR LITTLE MOON MISSION WHITE LIE WOULD BECOME KNOWN SO THEY SHUT DOWN THEIR ELVIS ROBOT EXPERIMENT ON THE 16TH OF AUGUST 1977.
1978 IS KNOWN AS THE YEAR OF THREE POPES BECAUSE IN 1978 THE THEN CURRENT POPE PAUL VI DIED FOLLOWED BY POPE PAUL I WHO ALSO DIED , AFTER REIGNING ONLY 33 DAYS , FROM A HEART ATTACK. THERE WAS PANIC IN THE VATICAN AND THE U.S GOVERNMENT WAS QUICK TO OFFER A SOLUTION.... YOU GUESSED IT THEY POWERED UP THE ELVIS EXPERIMENT AND GAVE HIM A NEW LOOK THEN ON THE 16TH OF OCTOBER THE CARDINALS ELECTED HIM AS POPE JOHN PAUL II. WHERE DO YOU THINK POPE JOHN PAUL II GOT ALL HIS CHARISMA FROM?
HE HAS SINCE HAD MAJOR ELECTRICAL WORK DONE AND HAS HAD TO BE RENAMED AS POPE BENEDICT XVI (AND IF YOU ASK ME I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE REMOVED THE CHARISMA CHIP ACCIDENTALLY DURING THE WORK) SO AS A ROBOT AND NOT A LIFE FORM HE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN RELIGION HE CANNOT BE A CATHOLIC OR ANY OTHER RELIGION.

this can't happen

Hmmmm well thank you Gatatronic...Just like to say that Gatatronics views are not shared by the Gatman.

Later Citizens