Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Questions ,questions,questions......(what have I done?)

Hot off the press here are some more questions......over to you G.S.C.....

Q: is perpetual motion really possible with out breaking the 2nd law of conservation of energy? from Arnold Layne

Gatatronics response: PERPETUAL MOTION IS NOT POSSIBLE WITHOUT BREAKING THE 2ND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS OR THE FIRST LAW, IN FACT IF YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THE SCIENTIFIC WRITINGS OF "LUMINARIES" SUCH AS BACON,NEWTON,EINSTEIN AND SUCH. IN FACT THESE WERE NOT MUCH MORE THAN SHAVED APES WHEN IT COMES TO THE GREATEST HUMAN MIND OF ALL TIME. THAT HONOR GOES TO A MAN BY THE NAME OF ROBERT HALFORD OR ROB HALFORD LEAD SINGER WITH HEAVY METAL BAND JUDAS PRIEST AS HE WAS KNOWN. ROB WAS KEEN ON PHYSICS FROM AN EARLY AGE AND DEVELOPED A SUPERIOR INTELLECT BY THE TIME HE WAS 19. HE PUBLISHED MANY THEORIES TILL THE AGE OF 22 AND WAS GAINING QUITE A REPUTATION WHEN HE HAPPENED TO MENTION TO A COLLEAGUE THAT HE WAS GAY. WORD SPREAD AROUND CAMPUS AND SUDDENLY HE FOUND HIMSELF SPENDING SATURDAY NIGHTS ALONE WHILE HIS SO CALLED FRIENDS WERE AT THE WEEKLY CHESS SHOWDOWN. FEARING HIS WORK WOULD BE IGNORED HE CHANGED HIS NAME TO ROB,WORE LEATHER PANTS AND CAPS AND BEGAN A "BAND" TO PUT ACROSS HIS THEORIES HIDDEN IN THE SONGS CREATED BY THE "BAND". ROB HAS VARIOUS THEORIES IN HIS MANY SONGS BUT THE ONE YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO IS FROM JUDAS PRIEST'S BRITISH STEEL ALBUM SONG 1.BREAKING THE LAW (THE ACTUAL TITLE IS "BREAKING THE FIRST AND SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS" BUT THE PRODUCER THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE TOO LONG WINDED.) ALSO CHECK OUT SONG 3. METAL GODS WHICH IS HIS THEORY ON ALCHEMY AND SONG 7. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE OLD TO BE WISE WHICH IS HIS TAKE ON THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.


Q: what is a red quasar? from Mr X.

Gatatronics response: QUASAR'S ARE BLACK HOLES AT THE CENTRE OF GALAXIES THAT ATTRACT MATTER FROM THEIR HOST GALAXIES WHICH AS THE MATTER FALLS INTO THE BLACK HOLE HEATS UP AND GLOWS BRIGHTLY. MOST ARE BLUE IN COLOUR BUT RED QUASARS HAVE A SMOKE LIKE DUST IN FRONT OF THEM WHICH GIVES THE APPEARANCE OF A RED COLOUR BUT IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME MAY I SUGGEST YOU TRY THE OTHER TYPE OF RED QUASAR WHICH IS A COCKTAIL CONSISTING OF 1 OZ SWEET VERMOUTH, 1/4 OZ DRY VERMOUTH, 1/2 OZ SLOW GIN AND 2 DASHES ORANGES BITTERS. ENJOY HUMAN.

Q:has man really landed on the moon? from Mr X

Gatatronics response: STILL PROCESSING.....CHECK BACK LATER.

Q:What should I have for dinner on thursday?from Zenitram.
a) Maccas
b) KFC
c) Chiko Roll

Gatatronics response: AN EARLIER BLOG ENTRY FROM GATMAN SHOULD ANSWER THIS QUESTION: Speaking of trying harder....Since Morgan Spurlocks 2004 doco on Maccas, poor old Ronnie Mc Donnie seems to have fallen on Mchard times.

Go buy a Burger will ya....geezzz.

Well there you go people.Looks like he will have to get back to you on the moon one Mr X you may have stumped him?

Later Citizens.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

did you know that robs full name is robstradamus but the rest of the guys in priest thought it wasn't a "rock" enough name

gatman said...
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gatman said...

I did not know that k.k. but Gatatronic reckons he did,he reckons he knows everything,I think he is full of you know what.