Friday, July 11, 2008

Just facts and no jive.......

I did say that Captain Obvious was going to be a regular so because I am struggling to come up with anything for this damn monster i have created I asked him for some help.Here it is....some straight talking, no bull, matter o' fact goodness.

says......
1.Adolph Hitler was a dickhead plain and simple.

2.Money talks and bullshit walks (thank you Spinal Tap).
3.Prince Harry is not Charles son.

Prince Charles , James Hewitt , Harry Hewitt ....oops sorry Prince Harry

4.Who would win between a Crocodile and a Shark? Who cares it's not likely they are going to meet.(it would be the shark if you must know)
5.Yes there is life on Mars.No they do not wish to be disturbed.
6.The geeks you went to high school with do have high paying jobs now but they are still geeks and annoying.
"...and that my friends was Tara Reid's boob.Sch wing"

7. The younger generation are rude and selfish.
8.The Willy Wonka remake was poop.

9.China + Olympics hmmmmmm do i really have to tell you how this odd couple came about?$$$$
and lastly
10.The Sun is big and hot....................................... just like her.

Goodnight ya bums.

2 comments:

Mr X said...

wow... now thats a post, that was one of the most random posts ive read in a while, like i've stated before gatman youre a maniac but thats why i love ya.

gatman said...

thanks X ...if I didn't know better I would say you are the only dude reading my blog. Yes it was quite a random post wasn't it? The hard part was looking for pics to match after I had written it hmmmmmm next time i will find the pics first.