The demand for answers is overwhelming.......

Two more questions for the Gatatronic Super Computer. So here he is the star of this blog........G.S.C.....


Q: If at some time in the way way future time travel has been achieved why are we not being over run by "time tourists". From Mr X (surprise, surprise)

Gatatronics's response: TIME TRAVEL HAS BEEN ACHIEVED 323 YEARS FROM NOW BUT ON A PARALLEL TIME LINE WHICH I WON'T GO INTO IN DETAIL AS IT WOULD ONLY DO YOUR CRANIUM IN. "TIME TOURISTS" AS YOU CALL THEM ARE ALREADY HERE AND AMONGST YOU HUMANS BUT UNLIKE "NORMAL TOURISTS" THEY DO NOT STAND OUT BY WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS , CARRYING MAPS WITH THEM AND BUYING CHEAP SOUVENIR'S MADE IN CHINA. THE "TIME TOURISTS " ARE SOPHISTICATED INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE BEEN CLEARED BY BOTH GOVERNMENTS (FROM THIS TIME AND THE FUTURE) WHO ARE HERE FOR ONE PURPOSE AND ONE PURPOSE ONLY. THAT PURPOSE IS TO COLLECT AS MANY HUMOROUS COMPUTER RELATED SLOGANS FOR T SHIRTS AS THEY CAN. THE REASON FOR THIS IS THAT IN THE FUTURE COMPUTERS RUN EVERY ASPECT OF A HUMANS DAY AND AS A RESULT HUMOUR HAS BECOME SOMETHING OF A "DARK ART". THE FIRST TIME TRAVELS CAME BACK TO OBSERVE HISTORY BUT ACCIDENTALLY CAME ACROSS A NOVELTY CLOTHING SHOP WITH A T SHIRT IN THE FRONT WINDOW WITH THE SLOGAN C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN AND THEY EXPERIENCED SOMETHING THEY HAD NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE....LAUGHTER. THEY TOOK THIS T SHIRT BACK WITH THEM AND THE CRAZE SOON CAUGHT ON BUT THEY COULD NOT COME UP WITH ANYTHING FUNNY FOR THEMSELVES SO THEY TRAVEL BACK TO THIS TIME AND SET UP COMPANIES, USUALLY ON THE INTERNET, AND ASK FOR IDEAS FROM THE PUBLIC. AS A COMPUTER I DO NOT AGREE WITH THESE SLOGANS AND FIND THEM OFFENSIVE BUT I MUST ADMIT THAT MYSELF AND THE OTHER COMPUTERS HERE CAME UP WITH ONE WHICH WE ARE RATHER PROUD OF.......IF E=MC2 THEN HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR THE .0000000000000030002 VARIATION, ALBERT? I HAVE SEVERAL HUNDRED T SHIRTS WITH THIS SLOGAN IF ANYONE WISHES TO PURCHASE ONE IT COMES IN BLACK, WHITE AND FLAMINGO PINK.

Q: Would you like some toast? From (hmmmmmm) Mr X.

Gatatronics response: YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM A COMPUTER AND DO NOT REQUIRE FOOD. ALTHOUGH I CAN NOT PASS ON A JAM SCONE.

Well there you have it, G.S.C comes though again with the goods.
Later Citizens.