increase or decrease that is the question?

Ok, hello people how are you all? The Gatatronic Super Computer has another question someone would like answered so over to you Gatatronic.....

HELLO FANS

Q: why is the universes rate of expansion increasing when conventional science says it should be decreasing? from Mr X.

Gatatronics response: PLEASE......CONVENTIONAL SCIENCE IS A WAY YOU HUMANS CAN TRY TO GET YOUR PUNY MINDS AROUND THINGS YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND. WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU. SCIENCE IS NOT CONVENTIONAL AND TO TRY EXPLAIN THE UNIVERSE TO YOUR HUMAN MIND IS IMPOSSIBLE BUT I SHALL TRY TO SIMPLIFY THE ANSWER SO YOU CAN MAYBE GET A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF THE RUDIMENTARY PRINCIPALS. REMEMBER THAT AS WE LOOK MORE DISTANT INTO THE UNIVERSE WE ARE ALSO LOOKING BACK IN TIME AND LOGICALLY IF WE ARE LOOKING BACK IN TIME THEN AT SOME POINT WE MUST COME BACK TO THE POINT OF JUST BEFORE WE LOOKED INTO THE UNIVERSE THEREFORE WE ARE CONTINUALLY IN A LOOP WITH HAS NO END AND NO BEGINNING. THAT BEING THE CASE THE UNIVERSE IS NEITHER INCREASING NOR DECREASING BUT IN A CONSTANT STREAM. ONLY YOU HUMANS WOULD THINK THAT THE UNIVERSE IS INCREASING OR DECREASING FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW. THE EARTH IS NOT THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE, SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, BUT IS ACTUALLY MUCH MORE TO THE LEFT. ONE MORE THING DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS DOING AND STICK TO WHAT YOU GUYS KNOW ....WAR ....VIOLENCE....KILLING............
Whoa there buddy calm down. Did we touch a raw nerve or something geezzzz?
SORRY.

Q:why are people so unkind? from Kamal

Gatatronics response: HERE IS A ARTICLE I FOUND THAT MIGHT HELP:

We are creatures of finite understanding living in an infinite universe. Each person's world view can never be more than an approximation of reality. If that person is unwilling to adjust his or her world view to individual circumstances, the result will be at best absurd and at worst very harmful. Hence everything from noisy neighbours to Osama bin Laden.

KEN WALLACE, CENTENNIAL PARK.

BUT THEN KEN OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE UNIVERSE THING EITHER SO HE IS A BIT OF A DICK IF YOU ASK ME.

Hmmmm bit lame but there it is.

Later Citizens.